hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
So I went home with some chick last night... I'm not sue what's worse: not getting a nut at 5am, the condom breaking and not being replaced, feeling poo when I put my finger in her but, sleeping on a heroin mattress in her living room, her swine flu coughing fit at 7am or realizing she peed the matt at 10am. Actually it was probably the fact that she continuously told me she was the classiest girl in boulder.
remember tomorrow: you burned the inside of your nose with incense. it hurt.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I wonder if those guys know that i know that is a halfway house and dont just think it is some cool older guy frat house.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
I lost my bra at his grandma's house so there's that.
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Willing booties have sort of a tractor beam for me.
I'm bleeding and intoxicated as I'm walking to my final right now. Wish me luck
Sooooooooooooo you woke up on a rooftop. Classy
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