Just found out what was wrong with Esther. Turns out she's 33 and still not married. This explains everything.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
you have to be so drunk to ignore a taser
I got it! After our exam we take shots for every question we skipped!!!
I don't wanna die...
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
I'm stoned entirely off resin. Licking my blankets. Merry Christmas. Jesus died for our sins. Yay Jesus. I love you.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
I woke up wearing a lax pinnie under my shirt, a triathlon medal, and a dora backpack... I think I had fun
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
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