: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
She actually said during sex "the only thing that would make this more perfect is if we were listening to Lenny Kravitz"
So, obviously, you had to give a fake number this morning.
Yes. Also, we may never be able to go back to that bar again.
I did that thing again where I get way too drunk and go gay. Then wake up in the morning and freak out at the person. Yet another bar I cannot go back to
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
For the record we tried to find 4th of july porn. Did not turn out well.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
If you can endure a laser on the butthole, you can endure a wax on the butthole. Those are words to live by.
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
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