im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
The problem is he wears abercrombie jeans like there's nothing wrong with it
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
well, you know. whores of a feather.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
Not sure she's stomping around my apartment muttering incoherently about wanting to speak to the colonel
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