when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
I was cleaning up my drunken mess and I found my ID in a cereal box
She stumbled in with some guy, woke me up, introduced him and said "This is my sister. She's a freshman. She probably hates you."
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
He just made this face while he was fucking me and he looked like the hunchback of Notre Dame, I had to stop him.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
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