Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
that was probably me. ive bitten a lot of people.
The cops forgot your handle of tequila when they took you away. Taking shots in your honor amigo
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
All I remember is laying in that secret hideaway closet, naked, with a beer cowboy hat on and you walking in and sitting down crying because no one would have sex with you
i found you in bed eating fish fillets dipped in chocolate pudding
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
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