oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Tonight was like the Noah's Ark of alcohol. I had to have two of everything.
He's 11. You dont draw dicks on 11 year olds, i dont care if he ate your lasagna
And then he tried to clean the throw up off my pants with 409
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
He hasn't left the hospital without a nurse's number all year. My nurses are always ugly or men. Wtf bro
You know it's last call at a gay bar when the guys at the urinal are just jacking off in front of each other. Most awkward pissing moment of my life.
Strip mythology. Everyone wins. Most of all me.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I got my dick out in a gay bar for just one free shot. I didn't know I could be bought so cheap
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
you left your anal beads in the dishwasher
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
its liver damage thursday
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