Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
Small penises have feelings too.
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
No. More. Tequila. Even the hot dog guy felt bad for me and you know that guy has seen some crazy shit.
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Come camping we have xanax and steaks
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
I walked into your room and you were wearing party beads, a foam finger, and reading the dictionary. Good night?
Gotta go, there’s a chick at my door that wants to give me head
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