But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
So there are ramen noodles in the shower you need to explain...
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I hope it's socially acceptable to wear a mesh one piece into last call tonight?
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I know you're gay. But if I'm not getting dick, then you have to. That's what friends do.
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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