You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
And on the first day of my adult job, I matched with one of my co workers on tinder...
My v day was great. There's a cum stain in the shape of a handprint on my sheets
I need to show you how I feel about you by fucking you repeatedly.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
You think you can just send me a picture of your dick and everything will be ok?
Yep.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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