I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
and he said i stripped him down, hand cuffed him to his bed post, and tickled his arm pits, and then continued to watch The Hangover.
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
Found: medium sized pair of mens pants tucked inside my purse w/ a dry cleaners coupon in left pocket. Call if you wish to claim the coupon
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
I'm sorry I threw a frog in your car last night.
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
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