On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
Theyre still fighting about whether its called america or the united states.
We walked in and the first thing we heard was, "OH SHIT! White chicks!" Naturally, I made some new male friends.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
All i've had today is coffee and ketchup packets. I need a job like yesterday.
I have a physical this friday. On a scale from 1-10, 10 being the most judgemental gay bashing, how much judgement am I gonna get from my dr when he checks my balls and sees the cherry tattoo
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
I know that whole thing was awkward. Not worth the piece of cake.
My younger brother asked me "to stop fucking his girlfriends older sisters"
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