in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
He gave me a promise ring. He promised that he will imagine me as every girl he fucks in college.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Protip: If you slur the word 'tipsy', you've progressed beyond tipsy.
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
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