Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
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