i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
I don't know where I am but the food in the fridge is awesome.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
Oh and I guess I added our cab driver on Facebook. He has "liked" every single one of my beach pictures. Kill me now.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
First time since we broke up that I'm not drunk before noon...win for broken hearts everywhere
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
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