I just got a Community College debit card in the mail. My failure has been materialized.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
Sorority life is like alcoholic girl scouts, plus douchebags in polos.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
if any part of your body has ever entered my vagina you are fucking obligated to speak to me if i so desire
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
She turned off her phone alarm (which was the theme song to Star Wars) and then asked me if I wanted a blow job before she went...of course I am going to see her again.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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