dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I'll probably just lay on my couch bra-less sipping wine out of a straw so I don't have to lift my head.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
Bring enough bail money and little extra for tacos after
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
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