Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
he came over wasted, used the bathroom, drank some water, and fell asleep holding my hand. what kind of a fuck buddy does that??
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
If you like her enough, bring her with. If not, eloquently cunt punt that bitch through the field goals of life.
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
Definitely! I will do that this week. Right now, watching drag queens play with my dad's beard.
The only joy I have here is being able to shit with the door open.
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
Randomize
