Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
I've had more sex in the two weeks since we broke up than I ever had in any two weeks we were together.
The kid I'm babysitting just asked if I had a boyfriend. WHY IS A FOUR YEAR OLD MAKING ME FEEL BAD ABOUT MY LIFE
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I have no idea, but there's a bus parked in front of my house and like 6 texts saying im gonna prove my love. this is either really really awesome or really really bad.
Well I just found the most comfortable way to pass out on my toilet if I ever have to.
Its a good thing to know for upcoming events.
In honor of today being Sunday I am day drinking and watching Grey's Anatomy all day. ALL DAY.
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
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