I called her the wrong name twice and she still called me back this morning. DO I still wait two days to call her back?
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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