I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
she smelled like a LAN party
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I believe I won the Golden Vodka Bottle of sadness last night for crying while being party boyed.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
i’m not very adjusted to having free time. for example, I forgot how much fun it is to masturbate.
I feel like our relationship should have moved on from you constantly asking if I'm gay
I told her the only thing I had going for me was my huge cock. She said she was willing to overlook my other shortcomings.
Wait I'm all alone with a guy and his turtle
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
