so i woke up thsi morning with a phadora on my head, no shirt and a huge hangover? want to help me figure this out?
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I've had cake for breakfast the past 3 days. You tell me how bikini season is going.
I taped Calvin and Kyles heads together face to face while they were passed out. You should have seen them stumbling around using hungover teamwork trying to find scissors.
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
I'm sitting with my parents watching football and moaned when I saw his shirtless picture. They looked at me weird so I had to turn the moan into a laugh. A sad, really horny laugh.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Ooo, yeah! Thanksgiving will be a blast. Can't fuckin wait for the next round of "have you found a nice young man yet?" Followed by a lovely helping of "don't worry, there's someone out there for you."
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
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