His second form of ID was an emergency room wristband from an hour ago. What the fuck is going on right now
Haha yeah he had an allergic reaction to the alcohol earlier. He thinks that if he only drinks vodka he will be ok...
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
We had phone sex and he came in his sink. i will never eat off one of his plates again
noooo, I woke up on his pack porch and the SUN WAS RISING. I saw red lights everywhere and heard sirens so I just ran for my life.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
You spilt a drink on my couch, then used my dog to mop it up... you called her a mop dog, repeatedly
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
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