My penis looks like a roll of pennies
Oh. Ok. I get the hint.
Like a roll of pennies where the paper got wet & then dried all wrinkly and weird...
32 messages asking me to suck his dick. And there for a minute i thought i was desperate. ha!
Hahahaha
make that 40.
my vag is so smooth its legendary
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
Well, think of it this way, if this were 200 years ago your father would have received the most goats in all the village for your fertile loins. Think about that.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
This is the point in ur life where u should realize there's nothing left but a spiral of shame
I should but I don't. All I see is an escalator of success
I legitimately thought I was gonna die getting finger banged to ja rule in the back of your car last night.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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