bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
If God's watching us, we might as well be entertaining
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
You dont ever try to use your dick as a power washer to get bits of poop of the toilet bowl?
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
He woke up in the ambulance thinking he was still in the club.
He's the kind of drunk guy that would pee in your mouth while you give him head.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Is banging someone in the national guard considered a state service or a national one?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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