remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
Most likely. calling 911 isnt usually something i do the first time i hang out w. someone, but hey. its a good story now.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Okay I know I said I was going to quit drinking for a while but apparently pumpkin pie flavored vodka is a thing and I will not rest until I have some.
Shame?!? Shame only comes from getting naked in front of strangers and it not being awesome
And by pregame I mean drink heavily and watch Russian dash cam car crash vids
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Oh no that was the time I did the walk of shame with no shoes
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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