Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
you can think of my virginity as your little souveneir from our relationship.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
I really hope you are not drunk feeding a raccoon.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Just laying in bed with my vibrator eating cold tortillas and listening to Savage Garden.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
He cut off part of his middle finger playing the knife game while singing The Knife Game Song at the top of his lungs. He also scream like a girl when his finger hit the floor and he realized he fucked up.
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