Pls tell me she didnt actually sign a nutsack.
It's a sad day when you realize you are no longer above fucking in movie theater bathrooms.
Its like a 4.5 hour drive but there's drinking involved so I'm destined to go
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
I stuck a note to his door with my gum explaining why i couldn't spend the night. as i was walking away, he opened the door...i fell down and played dead. deffinitly didn't see me.
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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