we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
somehow writing 'not a skank' on yur boobs doesn't really make you look less skanky...
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
he didn't stitch me up last time. in fact, he yelled at me for bleeding.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
Well, i'm not hugging a bag of cheetos and crying while I watch Friends wishing that we were Ross and Rachel. So clearly I'might doing better than last night.
He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
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