great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
How did currency from Costa Rica make it's way into my wallet...?
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I just want you to know that i just realized your the only friend i dont feel fat around.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
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