That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
before we left she put a post-it on the floor next to the toilet saying she was a pretty pretty princess
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I need to get all the one night tinders in my system before I move back in with my parents
I can't believe I haven't fucked an Elvis impersonator yet.
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
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