I'm really into asian looking animals
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
Feels like I ran a marathon last night. A tequila marathon.
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
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