Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
accomplished twins. life is a go
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
at 6am he came into my room and kicked me in the stomach. when i finally got up he was passed out in my hallway and the bathtub water was running
Question: should I be considering heels or is this the kind of night where I should plan on falling on my face regardless of my choice of footwear?
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Well, I got fired yesterday. At least I already paid for my Adele tickets.
I'm asking you this because you're my dad....is coke a drug I should try?
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