i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I think my penis ruined a perfectly good friendship.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Also when they left they could only find one sock between the two of them. Apparently we're like crazy sock ripping vixens when we bring guys home drunk
No, fuck buddies don't get birthday party privledges...
Sorry.
Just found out I called my mom at six in the morning to ask where the bong was. I win.
If she's steering anything, it's a religious boat of crazy. Destination: Iceberg.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
I played ping pong,drunk, with my hand instead of the paddle. And i won. I have hidden talents
You slid down the wall and got into the fetal position. He was definitely judging... I was judging....
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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