If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I just asked my hair stylist how many percocets she'd do my hair for.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
searching my car for your cum before I have to give my grandma a ride to the airport. Thanks for this
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
Jared is "trying to bite a strangers hat off" drunk. Oh, and that stranger is a girl at a table of 5 guys, one girl.
I'm going to start referring to my liver is Livy. I feel like if I give it an affectionate nickname it will hate me less. Livy isn't ready for syllabus week.
I think we all know your liver needs a man's name.
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
Dad's already had 6 Zionist conspiracy rants and moms trying to detect any "dark energies" in my soul. You have 4 days before you return to this shit: ENJOY THEM
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
Your penis is the destroyer of worlds.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
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