I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
A horse told me not to drive home last night. I think there was a cop on top of it.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
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