If she sucks any more cock I swear she will be a spermivore
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I just looked at a girl and was like what disease does she have? And then my mind caught up ohhh shes pregnant.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I woke up missing my shoes and my left eyebrow. MY. EYEBROW.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day 😐💀#pensacolaproblems
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
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