at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
Sweating vodka and spray tan, I feel like a trophy wife.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
Dude there is a stripper at my door saying she has my birthday present. She knows my name...but it's not my birthday...
God works in mysterious ways my friend.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I didn't know where you were for like 15 minutes and then I went in the bathroom splashing water on the mirror and throwing hand towels around saying that you were "redecorating"
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
We need to borrow someone's dog. Just so we can non-creepily go to PetSmart and watch all the other dogs take photos with Santa
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
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