it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
tip of the day : never have sex with a full bladder. it WILL lead to complications and a very unhappy partner.
I hate drunken dyslexia, i thought she said "someone to do" not "something to do" long story short i now have a restraining order.
I just spent the last 30 mins playing uplifting songs to my uterus, & there's no way I'm pregnant.
It was rough. I have dried puke in my hair and I don't know if it's mine or from the girl I met on the ground waiting for a cab.
She asked what it would take for you to fuck her. You drunkenly mumbled, "pepperoni pizza" and then got in the cab by yourself. You were smiling too. It was weird.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
i think i just lost a toe
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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