I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
Then this bride walked into the bar, she thought it would be a good idea to hug her & then she started playing parachute with her train.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
Believe me honey Imma fuck the discount out of at least one plastic surgeon in my life
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
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