ps i may or may not be wearing a sequined bra
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
last time i saw her she was begging the broken jukebox to play lady gaga.
There are two people having sex in one of the showers right now trying to silence their orgasm sounds and failing. Thank you coed bathrooms.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
Remember that time you gave me a fat lip with your vag? We should do that again!
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
If everything else in my life fails, at least I just had one of my top orgasms
i think im in europe. pls send help
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
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