It saddens me that girls will never know the wonder feeling of pulling your sweaty nutsack off of your leg.
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just told my sister I love her. I'm in no condition to drive.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
The date officially concluded on the phrase "Nosh dat vag".
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
I lost the right to judge tonight
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