White coat. Heels.
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
I think I just sold my virginity for plane tickets
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
He thought my hair would soak it up. I HAD TO CUT IT OFF.
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
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