You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
just do him I won't tell jon
um i'm guessing you meant to send this to tina, thanks for the support in our relationship you whore
HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
while we were making out your friend starting kissing my toes and all you had to say was "just go with it"
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I never notice how majestic and beautiful my cat is unless I'm blazed
Killing two birds with one stone tonight: mastrabation meditation. Win win.
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
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