the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
i found a beer bottle on top of the urinal, peed in it and put it back... if anyone gets drunk enough to fall for it they deserve it
i never thought i could drink so much vodka in 8 minutes
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
He just stopped me mid blow job so he could text his wife asking for TacoBell.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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