I had total buyers remorse when i finally got him naked. All that effort for a dude that hairy? Come on.
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
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