Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Dude you called me last night to let me listen to you piss in a cup and drink it. Just making sure you survived
He literally just walked in some random persons house and walked right to they're pantry. Then five minutes later he walks out with pop-tarts, mac and cheese, and captain morgan. We need to chill with this kid more often.
The liquor store was handing out free shots of some new expensive vodka, but they caught on the fourth time we came back in different outfits. Politics.
He just dragged himself across the floor on his back claiming to be "the swiffer" help
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Banged former boss. Adulthood achievement unlocked.
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