Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
The first thing they saw when they walked in was all four of our std test's hangin on the fridge....i'd be worried if they didn't think we were sluts
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
Dude, im sorry I had sex with that girl I was trying to hook you up with last night. Good news though she puts out
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
Matt's offering to breast feed it.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
It's so obvious he's evil. I mean, would a non-evil person have facial hair like that?
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