She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
i just woke up at 8pm naked in my bed, with a fresh haircut. I wonder what barber i went to.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
If he starts "inventing" things cut him off. The last thing he invented was chocolate chip green beans and he destroyed my kitchen
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
Why would I send you a picture of it when I could just steal the gnome and put it in your bed with you? Admit it, he looks just like gnomeo!
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
our next stoner-chievment: cream of shroom soup. Get over here, this is happening!
Let's just say we ended up at Denny's with a strippers shoe that we had to discreetly leave at the door to the strip club this morning
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
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