Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
we were having sex in the shower and he dropped me. try explaining THAT to your concerned little brother
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
The last thing I remember is pushing my way into the bathroom and dumping a 40 on him. We havent talked since.
it will be an insanely irresponsible summer.the only things i plan on not doing are dying and getting pregnant.and even those are negotiable
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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